You asked for a day in the life of the Broterns, so a day in the life of the Broterns is what you’re gonna get. Wait, what did you say? You didn’t ask? We’ll pretend like we didn’t hear that!


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Erin: Ugh, I had to park so far away.

Dan: At least it wasn’t raining when we got in… although it might’ve been raining shattered glass. I saw a few pools of that down in the pit.

Emily: Remember the day the pit was literally a pool? #poolpartyinthepit

Lindsey: I don’t know what you guys are talking about #RTAluv


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Erin: Looking through the windows to see if I can wave to any Brokaw employees. I usually can’t see any, with the exception of Tim.  Hi Tim!

Dan: Those banners still make me laugh my ass off.


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Erin: Favorite Brother is a great follow on Instagram, they posts cool pics/videos.

Dan: Erin you know I don’t have Instagram. Let it go.

Emily: The new doorbell is a nice addition. Who wants to play ding dong ditch?


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Dan: That Loch Ness monster in the top right perfectly describes the speed of my laptop this week.

Emily: Wanna talk about laptop speed? I literally need to force quit life.

Lindsey: Look at that AAF volleyball poster! The design looks so good, it’s like it should win an award or something…

Dan: Very subtle Lindsey…


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Erin: Just squishing Jack’s head. brb.

Dan: #NormCore

Emily: What’s #Normcore?? I love this though.

Dan: It’s like the boring adult-version of hardcore. I think the kids say it. Maybe not.


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Erin: Joke gone bad! AH!

Dan: Joke gone great.  I’m so happy our ‘brotern breakdown’ emails now have a logo. #HumbleBrag

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Erin: I’m totally the Cady Heron in this situation…Dan bullies me. bye.

Dan: C’mon now… that is so not fetch.

Lindsey: Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What’s so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. ‘K, Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that’s not what Rome is about. We should totally just STAB CAESAR.

Emily: Omg. Dan was throwing some major shade today!

Dan: Keep it up girls and you won’t be getting any candygrams this year.  I’ll just send them all to Glen Coco.


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Erin: ~Artsy~

Lindsey: Much art.

Dan: It’s my hour of sunshine.  I treasure it every morning.

Emily: The plants keep us sane. #brokawrainforest


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Emily: This was my first time on a trolley!

Erin: That man is totally photobombing us!

Lindsey: Welcome the newest Brotern, Tommy. He never sets down his phone which is obnoxious, but other than that he’s pretty great!

Dan: #BlessHisHeart #TommyGoesBrokaw


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Erin: Thx RTA for the free lift.

Dan: It’s not free if it costs a smile.

Lindsey: RTA! RTA! RTA!


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Erin: Stopped in the Cleveland store!

Dan: *for “RESEARCH”

Emily: **and inspiration!


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Erin: This is embarrassing, but for the longest time I referred to East 4th as “the street with the lights.”

Dan: ~The More You Know~

Emily: Also my first time on East 4th… Do I even Cleveland?


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Erin: This is not my good side….no pics PLZ

Dan: Emily I CAUGHT YOU. No paparazzi. My life is too fabulous for the cameras.

Lindsey: I imagine I said something like “Now hold the phone!”

Emily: SO classic.


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Erin: Hey Noodle Cat, you rock never change.

Dan: *Except your serving speed. You can change that.

Lindsey: *Insert stomach growl*


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Erin: I got steamed buns and I cannot lie

Dan: I should’ve ordered the Dan Dan noodles…

Emily: SO GOOD. Thanks for the like, @brokawinc!

Lindsey: Emily this pic… so adorable… I can’t even deal.


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Erin: Cracked my screen. G2G. Crying.

Lindsey: Poor bb 😦

Dan: Erin, i’m pretty sure without social media you might wither up into a tiny little mothball.

Emily: I would cry if that happened to me. #KnockOnWood


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Erin: See you tomorrow Brokaw!

Dan: Bye Jason.

Emily: Such a good day!

Lindsey: Until tomorrow!


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Emily: Accurate 4:00 life.

Dan: can’t…breathe…dying…